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"I can put the fish back up there."

"You wouldn't dare."

Aoko grinned, tossing the disc into the air and catching it again. "There's a REASON I have it, you know."

"That's got to be cheating somehow."

"I learned from the best," Aoko said with a smirk. "Would it help to say I also already know about the Kaitou Kid thing?"

"So, did you murder your version of me when you found out?"

Aoko held up a hand, index finger and thumb close together. "That close to doing so. Instead, Aoko decided to ignore him for a few months until she got hit by a car and he kept her from being a science experiment. So I decided to forgive him."

"You got hit by a car."

"That's right." Aoko said and paused. "Oh, right...that sounds pretty bad...well, um, it wasn't because...I found out about Kaitou Kid on the night of the comet. Because I got taken with Pandora and Kaito rescued me that night and we kind of got the tears on us."

Oh. [And Poker Face is up in full force.] I was trying to keep you away from that, Ahoko.

A flat look in return. "Bakaito. You think Aoko wouldn't have gotten so mad at Kaitou Kid one day she wouldn't act like the detectives and go after you? It...just happened to be the wrong heist to do it."

Aoko sighed. "Either way...well, we're not dead because of it. We both got shot while escaping."

He hadn't actually expected Pandora to do anything. But all right. Okay.

"How long ago was that?"

"...over seven and a half centuries. I'm 800 in either a decade or a little over one."

.... Oh. Oh.

"Ahoko."

"It's not my fault! You were the one who kept it a secret. How was I supposed to know it was anything, but a pretty rock?!"

"Maybe the fact that I was keeping it a secret?"

"...I didn't know you were Kaitou Kid until the Pandora heist. I just thought you were just some show off of a thief, Bakaito."

"How many show off thieves were there?"

"Kaitou Kid prided himself on being more unique, but still acted like a show off of a thief," Aoko snapped. "Besides, if it wasn't Aoko, it could have easily been someone else, and I had no reason to not try and stop you."

"Except the fact that the only reason I lied to you about KID was to keep you out of danger?"

"Which makes your argument void because you WERE keeping it a secret, so how could I know anything? All I knew was you were keeping dad busy and away from home and you stole things while laughing like a manic."

"By not sticking your nose where it didn't belong! You should have stayed out of it."

"My dad was involved! It wasn't that weird I got involved!" Aoko snapped. "It's so stupid, that excuse! Don't tell me to protect me. That just means I don't realize when I'm in danger!"

"And you couldn't just trust me."

Aoko gave him a flat look. "Oh yes. I majorly didn't trust Kaito in the fact I went after Kaitou Kid when I CLEARLY should have known it was him without knowing it was him since he never told me. How duppy of me," Aoko said. The sarcastic was very evident. As well as slang that was probably not from Kaito's time.