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[redherringkid]

There is, in a hallway, a small child. He looks to be about seven years old. He looks to be a Kaito. He also looks rather confused and lost and startled.

He isn't going to introduce himself as Kuroba Kaito though, and he isn't going to be performing any magic tricks for you.

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[eternal-mopgirl.livejournal.com]

Aoko blinked. Then giggled. "Silly Bakaito. Even with another name, you're always Kaito. Just like Aoko is Aoko, even if she's calling herself Annie, Victoria, or Xing Hua," Aoko said, but pulled out a chocolate bar and tossed it up to him.

[redherringkid]

"Well, Xing Hua, thank you for this wonderful gift."

[eternal-mopgirl.livejournal.com]

"Just don't use it as an excuse to act like a crazy monkey."

[redherringkid]

"When do I ever act like a crazy monkey?"

[eternal-mopgirl.livejournal.com]

"At least twenty percent of the time."

[redherringkid]

"... Ten percent."

[eternal-mopgirl.livejournal.com]

"It's twenty on a relatively calm day."

[redherringkid]

"Ten. The rest of your 'crazy monkey' idea is me acting like a lemur."

And now I think Artemis Fowl.

[eternal-mopgirl.livejournal.com]

"What's the difference?"

mmmmm lemur brain...

[redherringkid]

"Everything!"

And now I think buttered toast...from an old, old fandom secre.

[eternal-mopgirl.livejournal.com]

"It's still a primate."

XD

[redherringkid]

"Well, yeah."

Re: XD

[eternal-mopgirl.livejournal.com]

"So close enough."

[redherringkid]

"There is a difference though!"

[eternal-mopgirl.livejournal.com]

"Someone's made a monkeylemur before. Maybe you're that and they secretly sent it into the past?"

[redherringkid]

"... So, you married a monkeylemur?"

[eternal-mopgirl.livejournal.com]

"Could have married worse," Aoko said.

[redherringkid]

You know, he doesn't even want to think about that one.

[eternal-mopgirl.livejournal.com]

"Almost did once after we had a particularly bad fight...because I knew Kaito was watching and I was trying to make him just come out first."

[redherringkid]

"That poor man."

[eternal-mopgirl.livejournal.com]

"Kaito was rather mean in scaring him off. But he was a jerk."

[redherringkid]

A grin, hopping down from his place on top of the shelf.

[eternal-mopgirl.livejournal.com]

Aoko reached over, ruffling his hair. "But Aoko forgave him. So better to be honest with your Aoko. Or else you both might get shot and fall off a cliff."

[redherringkid]

Just 'cause he looks like a kid...

"I'm planning on it."

[eternal-mopgirl.livejournal.com]

But his hair is just BEGGING to be ruffled.

"Are you really?" Aoko asked. Just to be sure.