[Halfway between Red and White]

[moptothehead]

[Hey there, mansion residents! Today there are some... rather curious noises coming from the kitchen, for those inclined to investigate such things (or get themselves some dinner). Low voices, heated arguing, sudden silences -- followed by longer silences, and then more of the arguing. Then a gasp, and a grunt -- it almost, almost sounds like an escalating fight.


Except if you open the door, what you will find is one Kaito Kuroba and Aoko Nakamori -- and while they're probably the most likely ones in the dressing room to be having an escalating fight, that isn't quite what's going on.

On the contrary, Aoko has her back against the counter, Kaito's hand up her shirt, and her hands down the back of his jeans. No clothes are missing, so nothing important is really visible, but it's pretty obvious what's going on, especially given the heated kissing, wandering hands, and not-particularly-subtle groping. There's the beginnings of a lasagna dinner on the counter, but the ingredients have long since been abandoned in favour of the more immediate activities.

Um.


Oops?]

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[wifenmomofmagic.livejournal.com]

[Pauses at the question.] I'm...not too sure.

But that can wait.

[And lecture mode is back.] I saw it quite clear! Do you know how improper doing that in a public kitchen is?!

[pandorabox]

[a groan, and Kaito buries his face in his hands]

Mom... can we not?

[moptothehead]

[Aoko ducks her head and stares at the floor, still crimson]

Sorry...

[wifenmomofmagic.livejournal.com]

No, we are Kaito. Because this is how you learn not to do it. It's why your father and I had to stop making out in the kitchen after you could walk. [Have a lovely image, Kaito.] Embarrassment once usually works to remind you of the lesson.

[pandorabox]

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[moptothehead]

[alkfhaslkfhsaf MENTAL IMAGE IS A DO NOT WANT]

A-aya-san!!!

[wifenmomofmagic.livejournal.com]

Oh? Did I say that out loud? Sorry? [Though there just might be a bit of a smirk there that says it's deliberate.

She wasn't a yelling parent. She made up for it with stuff like hidden shockers.]

[pandorabox]

[Have a Kaito leaning over the counter, face buried in his hands and cheeks so red he feels like he's about to burst into flames]

[moptothehead]

[And Aya-san does a very good job of it. Aoko is very firmly staring at the floor, just as red as Kaito]

We didn't mean to...

[wifenmomofmagic.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure one of you met too. [And she was pretty sure it was Kaito.] Now you both will learn you DON'T do that in a public place. It's rude and unsanitary. Not to mention children could walk in.

[pandorabox]

[a low mumble, barely audible as it's muffled by the sleeves of his shirt]

... why can't you just give me a lecture like a normal mother?

[moptothehead]

Yes, Aya-kaachan...

[wifenmomofmagic.livejournal.com]

Kaito, I don't lecture you like a normal mom because I know it wouldn't work on you.

...though that did actually happen when you were two.

Now, you two aren't going to go making out in a public kitchen again, right?

[pandorabox]

..................

No, Mom.

[moptothehead]

No, Aya-san.

[wifenmomofmagic.livejournal.com]

Good! And if you do, I'll make you eat a fish dinner Kaito.

And I'll tell Ginzo-kun if I see him about what happened.

[pandorabox]

-- I can't decide what's worse.

[moptothehead]

We won't do it again, promise!

[ohgod her dad would KILL Kaito and ground her for life]

[wifenmomofmagic.livejournal.com]

All the more reason for you not to make a move on her on that level, Kaito.

Good. Make sure you don't.

[pandorabox]

[just. not going to say anything now]