[Halfway between Red and White]

[moptothehead]

[Hey there, mansion residents! Today there are some... rather curious noises coming from the kitchen, for those inclined to investigate such things (or get themselves some dinner). Low voices, heated arguing, sudden silences -- followed by longer silences, and then more of the arguing. Then a gasp, and a grunt -- it almost, almost sounds like an escalating fight.


Except if you open the door, what you will find is one Kaito Kuroba and Aoko Nakamori -- and while they're probably the most likely ones in the dressing room to be having an escalating fight, that isn't quite what's going on.

On the contrary, Aoko has her back against the counter, Kaito's hand up her shirt, and her hands down the back of his jeans. No clothes are missing, so nothing important is really visible, but it's pretty obvious what's going on, especially given the heated kissing, wandering hands, and not-particularly-subtle groping. There's the beginnings of a lasagna dinner on the counter, but the ingredients have long since been abandoned in favour of the more immediate activities.

Um.


Oops?]

Comments

[neverliedtoher.livejournal.com]

[he's absorbed in his book as he opens the door, and gets three steps in before he looks up and promptly loses his page as he drops it]

--WAUGH!!

[bright red and backing off immediately, one hand half-shielding his eyes]

Sorry! Sorry!

[pandorabox]

[-- you have never seen someone move so fast. Kaito's across the kitchen within seconds of realizing they aren't alone anymore, and he settles for staring very intently at the half-prepared lasagna on the counter. He's leaning his elbow on the counter and his chin in his hand as he drums his fingers against the marble idly. His back is toward the newcomer, mostly so whoever it is can't see the heavy flush that had overtaken his features.

He doesn't move to turn around.

Because this lasagna is very interesting]

[moptothehead]

[Aoko has just as quickly spun around to face the opposite wall, and is surreptitiously trying to straighten her clothing while hoping her equally heavy flush will go away. She isn't having so much luck with the latter]

H-hey, Edogawa-kun!!

[Must act calm, must act calm...]

[loveformagician.livejournal.com]

[Shinichi opened the door, not too concerned about the fight. He knew plenty of people who fought and since this place seemed to draw THOSE people, it didn't sound particularly worrying. Especially with no screaming. If it was really bad, voices would usually be raised.

He'd been expecting to walk into a fight. Not...this. He made a choking noise at the sight and then a flash of anger as he realized the 'who,' and was about to demand what the hell was going on when he noticed the 'when.' These two were too young.

Still he was gripping the doorknob a bit tightly as he reigned in his jealousy.]

This is a rather PUBLIC room, you two.

[pandorabox]

[Any flailing Kaito might have done at being walked in on was immediately replaced by sheer annoyance, not only at being interrupted, but at the realization that he knew that voice.

Damn it, Kudo.

Nevertheless, he had made his way to the other side of the kitchen (away from Aoko) in record time and was refusing to turn around to dignify the detective with his rather embarrassed blush.

He grumped]

The door was... closed.

[Because that made the situation so much better]

[moptothehead]

[It's okay, Aoko's doing enough flailing to make up for him. It's a wonder she hasn't combusted with how red her face is, too]

S-sorry, Kudo-kun!

Realized this was too good to pass up.

[thirdpersonmop.livejournal.com]

YOU CAD!

Wormmon, don't!

[And that would a Wormmon tackling right into Kaito's side.]

OJIASDPFIAS AHAHAHAHAHA

[pandorabox]

[... luckily, Kaito had pulled away right before Wormmon tackled him to the ground, so Aoko wasn't caught in the crossfire.

Except now he's on the ground.

With a giant worm attacking him.

What the hell?]

[moptothehead]

[Trust her, Aoko's just as surprised.

And embarassed.]

Wh-- hey!!!

[redherringkid]

[Um. Well.

This particular tiny, bespectacled, messy-haired Conan-clone version of Kaito is now faced with a series of options.

1. Make a loud, obnoxious, childish comment.
2. Stutter and apologize, then run out, slamming the door behind him.
3. Stand and watch, because... well... Aoko looks kind of.... .....
4. Ignore them and head over to the other counter, where the coffee machine is.

He goes for a slight combination of 3 and 4. Mostly 4 though, since he'd been exploring, forgotten to bring a lunch with him, and his annoying pre-adolescent metabolism was making him cranky with the lack of food. So, coffee and dinner.

And not turning funny shades of red. Nope. Not at all.]

[pandorabox]

[... l-luckily, the footsteps kinda clue him in on the whole "you probably want to stop doing this now to avoid further embarrassment" thing, and he breaks away and rushes toward the refrigerator in 1.4 seconds flat.

He decides that whatever is inside is much more fascinating than the person who walked into the kitchen]

[moptothehead]

[After a second of trying to figure out why Kaito just stopped when that was a very comfortable kiss, Aoko eeps and does much the same, pressing back against the counter as if she wishes it would swallow her up and save her the embarrassment of facing the newcomer.

Unfortunately, it doesn't, so she busies herself with straightening her clothes and trying to look as casual as she can -- until she notices just who it is who just came in and stops dead, her fingers still curled in her skirt]

K-Kaito?

[She sounds understandably bewildered]

[cloverfoxmagic.livejournal.com]

*You might want to look and see that a fox has somehow sneaked into the kitchen while you two were making out and is nibbling on the food that's already out.

This particular Kaito is both amused and kinda jealous, and so feels the need to remind them to watch their food. Besides, he's hungry.*

[pandorabox]

[Sometime during the making out, Kaito manages to catch sight of the fox out of the corner of his eye. He pulls away from Aoko, resting his head on her shoulder to give the fox a curious look. Animals are much less embarrassing than humans are, anyway.

If only he knew]

Aoko, there's a fox eating your lasagna. [he sounds vaguely amused]

[cloverfoxmagic.livejournal.com]

*The fox's tail swishes as attention is called to it and it keeps eating, fully expecting to be chased off by Aoko any second as it also watches them with mischievous purple eyes.

It must be noted that uncooked lasagna tastes interesting, though not particularly good, but that's not the point of this*

[lastwizard1412.livejournal.com]

[Poor Kaito just had to walk in to get a snack now]

...
...

Um... I'll come back later...

[It's kinda disturbing (and strangely arousing) to see an alternate of yourself fore-playing an alternate of your best friend...]

[pandorabox]

[-- SOB this obviously was a terrible, terrible idea.

As expected, he's across the room within seconds, cursing under his breath and not facing the newcomer as he wills his blush to dissipate.

He suspects their 'visitor' is another version of him, thanks to the voice. Greeeeeeeat]

[lastwizard1412.livejournal.com]

[... and now he will make his exit...]

lucky bastard

[caster1412.livejournal.com]

*Caster chose this moment to walk in and immediately regretted it*

...

Um...

*He's turning a very interesting shade of red right now. On one hand he thinks that this doesn't seem to be a very good place to be making out with your girlfriend, on the other hand he feels a rather sharp pang of jealousy since this Kaito is rather obviously in a proper relationship with his Aoko. Something he's aware is not the case for him, even if they are, um, doing things, and that he's also aware has a good chance of never being the case unless he wins the Holy Grail War.*

S, Sorry! I should leave...

[pandorabox]

[... a voice. One that doesn't really belong to him and yet does at the same time and is probably...

... ohgod.

Kitchen = worst place to make out. Ever.

And once again, he pulls away from Aoko and puts as much distance between them as possible, trying to look casual as he brushes the wrinkles out of his shirt. It's awfully hard to look casual when you're... ah, 'interrupted' in the middle of doing 'things,' though.

Kaito doesn't say anything. He just stares at the wall and coughs awkwardly]

[moptothehead]

[It really is, so why do you keep reinstating it? Just let her finish the damn lasagna. >\

There's been so many interruptions by this point that Aoko almost isn't bothered by this one, her cheeks flushed but her movements relatively calm as she does her best to straighten her own clothes. And then she realizes that their audience isn't someone she recognizes, for once.

She isn't sure if that's better or worse.]

S-sorry!

[Her flush deepens, but before she can look away, she gets a better look at the stranger. He looks... familiar somehow, though she can't put her finger on how, and the awkward situation is temporarily forgotten as she peers curiously at him in an attempt to figure it out]

[wifenmomofmagic.livejournal.com]

[There are some things one never expects. Appearing in some strange place without reason and without being in any obvious danger is one of those things. Well, okay, no obvious danger, or some sort of hint to something romantic, but that was just when Toichi was around.

It's on a whole other level entirely to be in that sort of situation and then walk into a KITCHEN to see your son making out with his childhood friend.]

...

[And right now Aya is debating whether now is a good time or not to scold her son that this is not the right place to make out with someone. As much freedom as she grants him, he has to keep in line at least SOMEWHAT and it's just improper to do that in a public kitchen.

...though she should make it known she was there.]

Kaito dear, Aoko-chan, the door isn't really locked.

[pandorabox]

[...

............

....................

He can handle Shinichi walking in. Hell, he could probably even handle Hakuba.

But his mother.

This? This is something completely different.

And now Aya has a stuttering and flailing and blushing son whipping around to face her, waving his hands defensively in front of his face as he tries to come up with a good excuse and fails.]

M-Mom?!

[silvercatchkid.livejournal.com]

[And since it shouldn't just be KAITO that's traumatized by the parent...

There's a Ginzo. Whose just going to find himself some dinner.

Whose already used to this place, so his decision is quickly made after opening the door.]

GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF MY DAUGHTER YOU RAT BASTARD!

[And if Kaito doesn't teleport, Ginzo will be dragging Kaito off of Aoko.]

[pandorabox]

[For the first time in this post, Kaito actually jumps. Considering he knows that voice and that tone of voice and he's pretty sure he's just about to be murdered by means of a shot gun, he's... pointing toward the door frantically and yelping in a strangled, embarrassed (and perhaps just a bit frightened) voice]

J-just leaving sir! Yeah, that's it, I was about to leave!

[Except Aoko's dad is blocking the only entrance and exit in the kitchen.

So Kaito has to go right past him to leave.

Which could mean death. A very painful death.

... he is never going to live this down]