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[Halfway between Red and White]

[Hey there, mansion residents! Today there are some... rather curious noises coming from the kitchen, for those inclined to investigate such things (or get themselves some dinner). Low voices, heated arguing, sudden silences -- followed by longer silences, and then more of the arguing. Then a gasp, and a grunt -- it almost, almost sounds like an escalating fight.

Except if you open the door, what you will find is one Kaito Kuroba and Aoko Nakamori -- and while they're probably the most likely ones in the dressing room to be having an escalating fight, that isn't quite what's going on.

On the contrary, Aoko has her back against the counter, Kaito's hand up her shirt, and her hands down the back of his jeans. No clothes are missing, so nothing important is really visible, but it's pretty obvious what's going on, especially given the heated kissing, wandering hands, and not-particularly-subtle groping. There's the beginnings of a lasagna dinner on the counter, but the ingredients have long since been abandoned in favour of the more immediate activities.

Um.

Oops?]

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[he's absorbed in his book as he opens the door, and gets three steps in before he looks up and promptly loses his page as he drops it]

--WAUGH!!

[bright red and backing off immediately, one hand half-shielding his eyes]

Sorry! Sorry!

[-- you have never seen someone move so fast. Kaito's across the kitchen within seconds of realizing they aren't alone anymore, and he settles for staring very intently at the half-prepared lasagna on the counter. He's leaning his elbow on the counter and his chin in his hand as he drums his fingers against the marble idly. His back is toward the newcomer, mostly so whoever it is can't see the heavy flush that had overtaken his features.

He doesn't move to turn around.

Because this lasagna is very interesting]

[Shinichi opened the door, not too concerned about the fight. He knew plenty of people who fought and since this place seemed to draw THOSE people, it didn't sound particularly worrying. Especially with no screaming. If it was really bad, voices would usually be raised.

He'd been expecting to walk into a fight. Not...this. He made a choking noise at the sight and then a flash of anger as he realized the 'who,' and was about to demand what the hell was going on when he noticed the 'when.' These two were too young.

Still he was gripping the doorknob a bit tightly as he reigned in his jealousy.]

This is a rather PUBLIC room, you two.

YOU CAD!

Wormmon, don't!

[And that would a Wormmon tackling right into Kaito's side.]

[Any flailing Kaito might have done at being walked in on was immediately replaced by sheer annoyance, not only at being interrupted, but at the realization that he knew that voice.

Damn it, Kudo.

Nevertheless, he had made his way to the other side of the kitchen (away from Aoko) in record time and was refusing to turn around to dignify the detective with his rather embarrassed blush.

He grumped]

The door was... closed.

[Because that made the situation so much better]

[... luckily, Kaito had pulled away right before Wormmon tackled him to the ground, so Aoko wasn't caught in the crossfire.

Except now he's on the ground.

With a giant worm attacking him.

What the hell?]

[Um. Well.

This particular tiny, bespectacled, messy-haired Conan-clone version of Kaito is now faced with a series of options.

1. Make a loud, obnoxious, childish comment.
2. Stutter and apologize, then run out, slamming the door behind him.
3. Stand and watch, because... well... Aoko looks kind of.... .....
4. Ignore them and head over to the other counter, where the coffee machine is.

He goes for a slight combination of 3 and 4. Mostly 4 though, since he'd been exploring, forgotten to bring a lunch with him, and his annoying pre-adolescent metabolism was making him cranky with the lack of food. So, coffee and dinner.

And not turning funny shades of red. Nope. Not at all.]

[Trust her, Aoko's just as surprised.

And embarassed.]

Wh-- hey!!!

You cad! You knave! String shot! [And there was the webs for tying up.]

W-Wormon! Stop it! [Rushing over to pick up her partner.] Aoko should have known this would be a problem...you can't DO that, Wormon!

[Aoko has just as quickly spun around to face the opposite wall, and is surreptitiously trying to straighten her clothing while hoping her equally heavy flush will go away. She isn't having so much luck with the latter]

H-hey, Edogawa-kun!!

[Must act calm, must act calm...]

[-- and now he's tied up in worm web, struggling to scoot away from the giant... worm, to avoid anymore attacks]

H-hey, what are you--?!

[and then he sees the other Aoko. And he blushes even more]

............... hi.

[... l-luckily, the footsteps kinda clue him in on the whole "you probably want to stop doing this now to avoid further embarrassment" thing, and he breaks away and rushes toward the refrigerator in 1.4 seconds flat.

He decides that whatever is inside is much more fascinating than the person who walked into the kitchen]

[It's okay, Aoko's doing enough flailing to make up for him. It's a wonder she hasn't combusted with how red her face is, too]

S-sorry, Kudo-kun!

[Wasn't his Kaito and Aoko was Kaito's best friend. Couldn't get mad. Getting mad would be irrational. No reason to be jealous when it wasn't his Kaito.

Shinichi was doing a pretty good job at keeping his face straight and tone even. Though for someone like Kaito, it wouldn't take much to notice any strain to either.]

A closed door for a public room means very little Kaito....san.

[Offers a smile at Aoko. Just an innocent bystander in this case. Wasn't even being sulky and defensive like Kaito.]

It's all right Nakamori-chan. I'm sure it was this guy who got the jump on you, right?

[Kaito might have noticed, if he had been looking for it. But he was still turned away from Kudo and absolutely refusing to turn around. Not even when the detective used his first name, which was something he surely wasn't used to.

He grumped again and mumbled almost incoherently under his breath, hands shoved in his pockets]

... always my fault, no one ever blames her... [and then, in a mocking voice that was far to close to Aoko's for comfort] "Oh, I'm Nakamori-chan, and I'm so innocent that it's always Kaaaaito's fault."

Rarely people in the middle of cooking will go out of their way to seduce their boyfriend. Boyfriend seducing them while they're cooking, however, is a whole other story.

And she's more innocent then you.

*You might want to look and see that a fox has somehow sneaked into the kitchen while you two were making out and is nibbling on the food that's already out.

This particular Kaito is both amused and kinda jealous, and so feels the need to remind them to watch their food. Besides, he's hungry.*

[Sometime during the making out, Kaito manages to catch sight of the fox out of the corner of his eye. He pulls away from Aoko, resting his head on her shoulder to give the fox a curious look. Animals are much less embarrassing than humans are, anyway.

If only he knew]

Aoko, there's a fox eating your lasagna. [he sounds vaguely amused]

[His dots. Kudo might be able to hear them, and the magician glances over his shoulder with a flat expression (which is somewhat mitigated by his blush)]

How do you know she was cooking? [granted, she was, because Kaito burned water when he tried to boil it, but it was the principle of the thing!

Aoko wasn't completely innocent in this situation, either!]

[He did not need to see that. He did not need to see that.]

[Conan distracts himself by bending down to pick up his book, willing the crimson stain on his cheeks to go away. He risks a look at the people he's disturbed, blinking a little at the sight of Aoko]

[Wow, that's... mildly disturbing. A stranger kissing another stranger who looked strikingly like Ran wasn't something he wanted to see again. But...]

Do I know you, neechan?

[Because it seemed like she knew him]

Unless there's a bigger difference between personality and traits between you and the Kaito I know, you can't boil water, and if you were trying to cook barring that, the kitchen would be a mess. Or if you were a reasonable cook, you wouldn't with Nakamori-chan here. A you like people to do things for you because it means they're paying attention to you and you crave attention, you'd whine at her to make something for you and probably flatter her to kingdom come. Which might have led to the make out session, but that would be before she started cooking.

If you were an amazing chef, you wouldn't stop in the middle because you're not the type of guy to just stop in the middle of something as it might affect the end result.

[It was easier to just bicker at Kaito. Started lecturing Aoko and that jealousy he's still fighting down might show and there was an awkward conversation he did not want to have with either of the two.]

[Edogawa, son of a--

Kaito curses lightly, so the other two kitchen inhabitants can't hear him. He continues to stare at the lasagna, searching for something anything to say to break the tension]

... oi, Aoko, the lasagna sauce is kind of arranged in a star pattern.

[Yeah, that'll work. Plus, if he squints, the sauce does kinda... look like a star.

Kinda]

[Poor Kaito just had to walk in to get a snack now]

...
...

Um... I'll come back later...

[It's kinda disturbing (and strangely arousing) to see an alternate of yourself fore-playing an alternate of your best friend...]

*The fox's tail swishes as attention is called to it and it keeps eating, fully expecting to be chased off by Aoko any second as it also watches them with mischievous purple eyes.

It must be noted that uncooked lasagna tastes interesting, though not particularly good, but that's not the point of this*

[-- SOB this obviously was a terrible, terrible idea.

As expected, he's across the room within seconds, cursing under his breath and not facing the newcomer as he wills his blush to dissipate.

He suspects their 'visitor' is another version of him, thanks to the voice. Greeeeeeeat]

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