Video, possibly degrading into action later or now or something, whatever

[shojo-tantei.livejournal.com]

So, ah, how many 'a "me" are there here?

'N is there anybody who doesn't think I'm supposta be a guy?

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[shojo-tantei.livejournal.com]

[A startled (and rather unladylike) squawk as the impact knocks her forward a step. She really wasn't expecting to be tackled from beh--- whereisthispersongrabbing???

A swift elbow backwards, trying to catch her assailant in the gut.]

Get off'a me!

[flipmyskirtplz.livejournal.com]

[A sharp, pained little cry and she tumbles backward off of Hattori, clutching at her abdomen.]

Owwwwwwww, not the gut, not this week...

[shojo-tantei.livejournal.com]

[A blink. Oops. Reaching down to help the other girl up.]

Ah... sorry?

[flipmyskirtplz.livejournal.com]

[Leaning on Hattori's shoulder.]

Less sorry more advil.

[shojo-tantei.livejournal.com]

[not amused Hattori is not amused. She's giving you one of those "get over it" looks]

Sorry, no Advil here.

[flipmyskirtplz.livejournal.com]

Sheesh. If you're gonna attack a girl the least you can do is offer her pain medication afterward.

[shojo-tantei.livejournal.com]

Yer th' one who attacked me, ahou.

[flipmyskirtplz.livejournal.com]

I didn't attack you, I glomped you. There's a difference.

[shojo-tantei.livejournal.com]

That wasn't a "glomp", that was harassment!

[and yes, she's moved her arms up to protect her chest from further molestation.]

[flipmyskirtplz.livejournal.com]

But you've got such nice breasts Hei-chan! You should let people appreciate them!

[shojo-tantei.livejournal.com]

[no, no sputtering, actually.]

Sure. Fine. Just no touchin'.

[flipmyskirtplz.livejournal.com]

I'll let you touch mine~

[shojo-tantei.livejournal.com]

What'n the world makes ya think I'd want ta touch yer breasts?

[flipmyskirtplz.livejournal.com]

[She cups her own, wide grin on her face.]

Because it's fun.

[shojo-tantei.livejournal.com]

[yeah, this face and keywords.]

[flipmyskirtplz.livejournal.com]

[A pout]

At least tell me you've got cute underwear.

[shojo-tantei.livejournal.com]

Yer gonna get sued f' harassment eventually.

[flipmyskirtplz.livejournal.com]

[An eerily innocent look.]

Why? My hand slipped. And I just wanted to know where to get cute undergarments.

[This is the kind of voice a sociopath uses on a psychiatrist to convince them that they are entirely sane and safe for the rest of society. It is the tone of a master actress.]

[shojo-tantei.livejournal.com]

[Well, that's confusing. Heiji has enough trouble understanding girls and their moodswings normally, without being lied too. Or something. That's an entirely innocent expression, but "Kai-chan" is definitely lying.]

Uh... sorry?

[flipmyskirtplz.livejournal.com]

[A sniffle.] You should be. You're never going to make any girl friends if you go around accusing all of the ones who try and be nice to you.

[shojo-tantei.livejournal.com]

O... oi! Ya groped me an' asked what kind'a underwear I'm wearin' an' I don't even know yer name yet! There's nothin' "nice" there!

[flipmyskirtplz.livejournal.com]

Oh is that the problem? [Pops up in front of Hattori's face, smiling sweetly and right hand outstretched in a proper greeting.] I'm Kuroba Kairi. Nice ta meetcha.

[shojo-tantei.livejournal.com]

'm Hattori Heiji.

[totally NOT shaking your hand, thankyouverymuch.]

[flipmyskirtplz.livejournal.com]

Well I know that silly. [Forcefully, but still quite cheerfully, grabs up Hattori's hand and shakes it twice before dropping it and moving smoothly to her side, clinging to her arm.]

I just love your skin tone - is it hard to find make up that goes well with it?

[shojo-tantei.livejournal.com]

[Heiji does. not. handle. girls. well. She pulls away slightly, looking over at Kairi.]

I don't really... use a lot of makeup?