Video, possibly degrading into action later or now or something, whatever

[shojo-tantei.livejournal.com]

So, ah, how many 'a "me" are there here?

'N is there anybody who doesn't think I'm supposta be a guy?

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[tea-tiemz.livejournal.com]

I believe you to be male.

[shojo-tantei.livejournal.com]

Really?

That's... [a sudden grin] great!

/for some reason look at ma keywords

[tea-tiemz.livejournal.com]

I ... I would hope so ...

LOVE THEM. THEY WIN THIS INTERNETZ. not all the internetz, just these ones...

[shojo-tantei.livejournal.com]

I mean, yer not from my world.

o7

[tea-tiemz.livejournal.com]

Yes, that does sound fortunate ...

[Saguru can barely take his eyes off the freakish-looking Heiji.]

Re: LOVE THEM. THEY WIN THIS INTERNETZ. not all the internetz, just these ones...

[hattori-heiji.livejournal.com]

...I'd believe me ta be a guy too... *_* So, ah, wha' happens in thi' alternate world of yours?

(ooc: sorry about not replying in the other post, I had a day long trip today for an anime con... *_*)

*headdesk*

[shojo-tantei.livejournal.com]

[plowing on, oblivious and relieved]

Ya think I'm a guy in most'a the worlds? I mean, most'a the "me"'s here are guys...

\o/

[tea-tiemz.livejournal.com]

You would be the only Hattori I've met. You can't possibly be the only one here ...

[shojo-tantei.livejournal.com]

I've talked ta at least one more. Yer th' first... [glances away from the screen, looks mildly ill for a moment]

Yer the first version'a Hakuba-kun I met here.

[shojo-tantei.livejournal.com]

What's the last case ya worked wi' Kudo on?

[hattori-heiji.livejournal.com]

Oh, ahh... *thinks* I think it was th' one with th' families tha' blamed each other for th' other's deaths or somethin', and turned out it was all a stupid gamblin' thing... It was so easy ta corner th' criminals once we figured out wha' they were doin'...

[tea-tiemz.livejournal.com]

Saguru's forehead creased slightly at ... her slight discomfort. What exactly was he supposed to refer to her as? "Hattori-chan"? Highly incriminating for himself if any person overhearing did not know of this Hattori ...

Really, she wasn't at all bad looking once one got over the initial shock ...

"Is everything all right?"

[shojo-tantei.livejournal.com]

Th' Fuurinkazan case?

[shojo-tantei.livejournal.com]

"Everything's fine."

An annoyed hiss. Why Hakuba-kun, of all people? Why now? She ran a hand through her hair, exasperated. Damn, she couldn't even look at the British detective now without getting flustered. Aw hell. She was blushing.

/definitely keywords

[tea-tiemz.livejournal.com]

She was blushing. Saguru stared at her, brain reeling backwards and forwards between images of an antagonistic male Hattori-kun and this girl he was seeing now. There was no compromise.

Except this: Hattori-kun, son of the high-ranking police chief, was blushing at him.

[shojo-tantei.livejournal.com]

He was staring at her. Dammit.

"Stop starin' at me! This is awkward enough already, 'n I don't need you makin' it worse!"

This was...

And the blush wasn't going away either. Hell.

[flipmyskirtplz.livejournal.com]

Hei-chan, oh Hei-chan~

Oooooooh you're so much cuter this way, let's go shopping for bras together, huh, huh, pick you out something sexy and lacy~

[tea-tiemz.livejournal.com]

"My apologies." Why don't you stop blushing then? I prefer girls with lighter skin tone either way ...

Saguru glanced to the side, discontent. How were they supposed to properly oppose each other like this ... This was not how he was used to acting around Heiji.

[shojo-tantei.livejournal.com]

Uh.
...

Who're you?

[flipmyskirtplz.livejournal.com]

[A pout and little flounce - BTW she's tracking you down right now, she wants to glomp and grope to compare cup sizes.]

You're so mean Hei-chan~ it's Kai-chan!

[shojo-tantei.livejournal.com]

"I'm gonna assume th' only time we met was a' th' Detective Koshien, right?" She could hear her speech patterns slipping into more formal ones, the kind her parents always wanted her to use around polite company.

"I mean... yer dad and mine haven't talked at all?"

[shojo-tantei.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure I've never met ya before. 'n if you've talked ta me, it wasn't me. If that makes any sense.

[[Heiji will not approve the groping, but it would be amusing. Let's say... about a B-cup.]]

[flipmyskirtplz.livejournal.com]

That doesn't mean you have to be mean~ we're all friends here, aren't we?

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[shojo-tantei.livejournal.com]

Ah... most'a us? I guess?

[flipmyskirtplz.livejournal.com]

[Target spotted. With a leap and a bound she flings herself onto Hattori's back, hands landing somewhere they really shouldn't be and knees tucked at her waist. She trills in Hattori's ear.]

There's no reason not to be friendly. 'A stranger is just a friend you haven't met'? Is that how that song goes?