justonetruth | Video, possibly degrading into action later or now or something, whatever

[no, no sputtering, actually.]

Sure. Fine. Just no touchin'.

I'll let you touch mine~

What'n the world makes ya think I'd want ta touch yer breasts?

[She cups her own, wide grin on her face.]

Because it's fun.

[yeah, this face and keywords.]

[A pout]

At least tell me you've got cute underwear.

Yer gonna get sued f' harassment eventually.

[An eerily innocent look.]

Why? My hand slipped. And I just wanted to know where to get cute undergarments.

[This is the kind of voice a sociopath uses on a psychiatrist to convince them that they are entirely sane and safe for the rest of society. It is the tone of a master actress.]

[Well, that's confusing. Heiji has enough trouble understanding girls and their moodswings normally, without being lied too. Or something. That's an entirely innocent expression, but "Kai-chan" is definitely lying.]

Uh... sorry?

[A sniffle.] You should be. You're never going to make any girl friends if you go around accusing all of the ones who try and be nice to you.

O... oi! Ya groped me an' asked what kind'a underwear I'm wearin' an' I don't even know yer name yet! There's nothin' "nice" there!

Oh is that the problem? [Pops up in front of Hattori's face, smiling sweetly and right hand outstretched in a proper greeting.] I'm Kuroba Kairi. Nice ta meetcha.

'm Hattori Heiji.

[totally NOT shaking your hand, thankyouverymuch.]

Well I know that silly. [Forcefully, but still quite cheerfully, grabs up Hattori's hand and shakes it twice before dropping it and moving smoothly to her side, clinging to her arm.]

I just love your skin tone - is it hard to find make up that goes well with it?

[Heiji does. not. handle. girls. well. She pulls away slightly, looking over at Kairi.]

I don't really... use a lot of makeup?

[Poor Heiji - she can get really girly when she's determined. She nods agreeably.]

Mmhm, I can tell, you've got a very graceful natural look, you're so lucky, lots of girls would kill not to have to shove liner pencils in their eyes all the time. [A tiny little misbegotten sigh.] And I wish I had half the figure you did...

[What is this? Even Kaz'ha isn't this girly.

But the complements are nice ~~and rare~~, and she flushes slightly, still shifting away from Kairi]

Thanks?

[Oh now, Kairi is very good at complements. She shifts as subtly closer as Heiji shifts away.]

I bet you look amazing in a kimono - do you do some kind of sport like boy you does? You move like an athlete.

[It's almost like a dance, shifting closer, shifting away...]

Kendo. 'm pretty good at it.

D' you do any sports?

[A hand darts out to ghost almost lovingly across Hattori's shoulders, there and gone again almost before you know it.]

I bet you are~

Gymnastics. [This time it's a very subtle leer, an 'imagine what I can do' look, one that's more suggestion than suggestive.] And yoga.

[Hattori glanced at the other girl, for some reason rather unsettled. She completely missed the innuendo coming from Kairi, but was more than finished with the unexpected physical contact.]

That's intrest'n'. Do ya compete in gymnastics?

[A light shrug. This time it's her pulling away.]

I used to. Before dad died.

What happened ta him?

There was an accident with one of his stage tricks.

[The word "accident" has never sat well with Heiji, it carries a connotation of "someone got away with murder".]

A magician?

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... what is it with our characters and awkward homo times?

I have NO idea but it might have something to do with Kaito being a pervert

S/he is...

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