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[fishpanties]

[THE SKY IS FALLING.

… Wait, no; it's just an Aoko. ALL THE WAY DOWN FROM THE (very) high ceiling. You might notice that she's wearing a lavender n' black version of this, complete with gadgets.]

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PLACEHOLDER for great justice

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[ the girl he likes falling for him? awwww yeah, he can live with that. sure, there are issues, but there's nothing he can't handle... over time... a lot of time... yes... haha... but the girl he likes falling on him?



-- WHAT IS THIS REALITY ]

Re: PLACEHOLDER for great justice

[fishpanties]

[ … Wait wait Kaito WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE. Aoko squawks, her controlled tumble rapidly devolving into an awkward, flaily one. ]

Bakaito, get out of the way!

[ Kaito has precious seconds! Very, very few precious seconds! What do? ]

[requisite]

[ HE WANTS TO ASK YOU THE SAME QUESTION only replace down with 'up', and oh god oh god what-- ]

Ahouko, wai-- [ okay wait no this isn't the time. what is he even supposed to do? fly? oh wait yes he can catch her ] S-stop flailing and just trust me on this! [ HE CAN TOTALLY DO THIS ]

[fishpanties]

I can do it myself—!

[ Oops, too late. THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE A HAPPY LANDING, considering how long that fall was. At least… At least she managed to stop flailing right at the last second? ]

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[ no time to even bring out the magic gadgets, man. ] You idiot, just shut up and-- [ OOOPHM aaaand that was the sound your boots meeting his head.

............ well sorry that he's all bony and can't give you a soft landing, okay?? at least he tried to keep you from, you know, splitting your head-- ]

[fishpanties]

[ There's a moment of shock, before what just happened actually sinks in.

She landed on Kaito.

She landed on Kaito's head.

NOT GOOD. Scrambles aside clumsily, with barely an 'oof' of discomfort herself, and reaches for him. ] K-Kaito! You—you idiot, are you okay?!

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[ AND THEN HE DIED okay no but there's a hella lump there where the boots collided. there's a moment where he's just. blinking up at the ceiling with a dazed expression, and then-- ]

F...

[fishpanties]

Kaito!

[ T-That lack of response is even more worrying. Settles her hands on his shoulders, tttrying not to panic, but. Sure isn't doing a good job of swallowing the worry. ]

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[ ugh no hands off his shoulders, because he's blinking rapidly-- and then pretty much trying to turn in on his side with his hands on his head.

uuuuuugh. ] F-fish.

[ why are they floating around and he hates his liiiiiifeeeee ]

[jackoclubs]

[SO AOKO]

[HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HAVING KAITOUS FALL AFTER YOU? though this equally as lavender clad thief doesn't tumble out of the sky until long after she's landed]

[. . . but he sure does seem to be careening right towards her]

[fishpanties]

[WELL. THAT DEPENDS.

ON WHETHER OR NOT HE'S WEARING THE BOOTS.

Because if he isn't, she will be doing the smart thing: scrambling to catch him.

If he isn't, she'll also be doing the smart thing: TRYING TO SCAMPER OUTTA THE WAY.]

H-Hey...!

[jackoclubs]

[HE IS NOT]

[SO]

[HAVE FUN WITH THAT]

[fishpanties]

[KER-CATCH…

… Yeah, no. She manages to grab him, but he's bigger than her, and that was a long fall. CRASHING TO THE FLOOR unceremoniously, leaving him sprawled out on top of her.

G-Give her a second she's too dazed and winded to so much as yelp.]

[jackoclubs]

[Well, on the bright side, he's familiar with how to break his falls, no matter how high up they are. . . though then again, tucking and rolling doesn't work too well when you're crashing into someone else. But hey! The landing could've been worse]

A-- Aoko, you idiot girl, why didn't you move?

[grumble grouch ow my shoulder ow my spine. . .]

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[Ow, her everything. It's a moment before she's recovered enough to bite some words out.]

B-Because—that was a l-long way down…

[And it's not like she knows the full extent of his athletic prowess. Squirms under him, trying to unpin her arms and shove him away] G-Get off, idiot! You're heavy—!

[jackoclubs]

[ON THE OTHER BRIGHT SIDE, THIS TIME WE'RE BOTH CLOTHED]

Oi, who're you calling heavy?! I'm not the one who eats too much!

[grumble grouch, but he rolls off of her and flops onto his back. ow ow ow]

[fishpanties]

[N-Not moving, but she does suck in a deep breath as soon as she can. Winces.]

You eat like a dinosaur!

You weigh as much as one, too.

Lets get some VARIETY in this thread!

[attitude_adjustment]

[[tl;dr for his AU; he's not evil (anymore...), he's child sized. THERE WE GO.]]

[HOLY SHIT WHAT- LADIES.

FALLING FROM THE SKY. He's being remarkably calm about this as he looks up and watches you fall before shouting...]

...One of you created PORTAL GUNS? [WHY DOESN'T HIS WORLD HAVE PORTAL GUNS.]

OH MY ♥

[fishpanties]

Eh-?

One of who?!

[annnd landing, only a little awkwardly.]

I GOT A HEART. 8D that's good right? ;u;

[attitude_adjustment]

[Well. You get at least a seven outta ten for landing he supposes.]

'Portal'. It's a PC game where I'm from. [Stareeeeeee.] Most of the stuff in it doesn't exist. [STAREEEEEE]

...I don't suppose 'GlaDos' a familiar name? [He has to ask. Just has to.]

Very. :D

[fishpanties]

Of course it's familiar! She is the one who kidnapped us, after all.

aaaaAAAAAA- -did not expect that reaction- <3 Thank you! ;u;

[attitude_adjustment]

[Brief eyebrow raise and...]

Exactly like the game then. [wat.] Right... Long story short then; we're from different worlds, and GlaDos isn't real in mine. [Yes, good. Quick and to the point. He likes that.

...She's gonna question it isn't she.]

I've been hoping to get to thread with you sometime.

[fishpanties]

[Wait.]

[Wwwwwaaaiiiiit.]

What?

oh my god REALLY?? o0o!!

[attitude_adjustment]

Does this building look remotely familiar.

[...So he says with a deadpan stare.]

Yep!

[fishpanties]

It's a simulation.

[… SPEAKING OF THE BUILDING. Doing a quick check for cameras and turrets.]