(no subject)

[fishpanties]

[THE SKY IS FALLING.

… Wait, no; it's just an Aoko. ALL THE WAY DOWN FROM THE (very) high ceiling. You might notice that she's wearing a lavender n' black version of this, complete with gadgets.]

Comments

[fishpanties]

[WELL. THAT DEPENDS.

ON WHETHER OR NOT HE'S WEARING THE BOOTS.

Because if he isn't, she will be doing the smart thing: scrambling to catch him.

If he isn't, she'll also be doing the smart thing: TRYING TO SCAMPER OUTTA THE WAY.]

H-Hey...!

[jackoclubs]

[HE IS NOT]

[SO]

[HAVE FUN WITH THAT]

[fishpanties]

[KER-CATCH…

… Yeah, no. She manages to grab him, but he's bigger than her, and that was a long fall. CRASHING TO THE FLOOR unceremoniously, leaving him sprawled out on top of her.

G-Give her a second she's too dazed and winded to so much as yelp.]

[jackoclubs]

[Well, on the bright side, he's familiar with how to break his falls, no matter how high up they are. . . though then again, tucking and rolling doesn't work too well when you're crashing into someone else. But hey! The landing could've been worse]

A-- Aoko, you idiot girl, why didn't you move?

[grumble grouch ow my shoulder ow my spine. . .]

[fishpanties]

[Ow, her everything. It's a moment before she's recovered enough to bite some words out.]

B-Because—that was a l-long way down…

[And it's not like she knows the full extent of his athletic prowess. Squirms under him, trying to unpin her arms and shove him away] G-Get off, idiot! You're heavy—!

[jackoclubs]

[ON THE OTHER BRIGHT SIDE, THIS TIME WE'RE BOTH CLOTHED]

Oi, who're you calling heavy?! I'm not the one who eats too much!

[grumble grouch, but he rolls off of her and flops onto his back. ow ow ow]

[fishpanties]

[N-Not moving, but she does suck in a deep breath as soon as she can. Winces.]

You eat like a dinosaur!

You weigh as much as one, too.

[jackoclubs]

. . . are you calling me fat?

[fishpanties]

Yes.

[jackoclubs]

. . .

Why are we friends?

[fishpanties]

I'm the one who should be asking that question.

[jackoclubs]

[swats at her :|]

[fishpanties]

You landed on me already, Bakaito. You don't need to swat me as well.

[swats back]

[jackoclubs]

I'll swat at you if I want to.

[pushing himself up into a sitting position]

[fishpanties]

[I just had over 100lbs of boy land on me, there is no way I'm getting up just yet. Closes her eyes.]

You don't have exclusive swatting privileges.

[jackoclubs]

[giving her a Look]

Are you saying you'll let other people besides me swat at you?

[fishpanties]

Since when have I let anyone?

[jackoclubs]

[. . . swats at again]

[fishpanties]

[floppy counterswat]

[jackoclubs]

[:T clutches at his shoulder with a wince]

. . . you okay?

[fishpanties]

[pauses]

Nothing's broken.

[jackoclubs]

[offering her his hand to help her up]

[fishpanties]

[Shakes her head]

Give me a minute.

[Let's try sitting up first.]

[jackoclubs]

[watching her move, making sure she's not wincing or anything]

[fishpanties]

[S-She is definitely wincing. A lot.]

Next time, I'll let the floor catch you.