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[There's a slight hiss as a pressurized door opens automatically, and Haibara Ai steps into the dressing room, more interested in the clipboard of notes she is carrying than her destination -- though that quickly changes as she glances up and realises this is not her lab. She turns back but the door behind her is now an ordinary wooden door, and opens into a bedroom hardly distinguishable from any other in the mansion. Haibara's reaction shares something in common with certain other new arrivals -- as does her outfit, futuristic in the manner of seventies B-movies.]

Interesting.

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[Blushes.] W-well, owning a company is a good way to make money and even more reason he'll recognize it.

Indeed. And you use yours often.

Which guarantees it's quality! I won't produce substandard mops!

And that's why every one of your mops carries a ten year guarantee.

Precisely. Even if used to beat up perverts. [It was an option on the warranty even.]

[Refrains from mentioning that only Aoko uses the mops for that.]

Customer satisfaction guaranteed.

[Oh, Aoko's sure someone somewhere had to beat someone up with a mop at some point.]

Always~!

[Trying an Aoko dressing room at random.] Ah, here we are -- any of these clothes suit you?

[Looks inside curiously after looking at the door.] Digital World? Hmm...

[Steps inside and looks around.] Hmmm...a lot of cute outfits...and comfortable outfits. Wonder why there's a little matching shirt for them? [Like you'd put on a doll or something.]

[Looking at the outfits with suspicion -- they are not getting her in any of those.]

[They would be too small, even for Haibara. And it was only the shirts.]

Hmmm...this one looks cute. And easy to chase Kaito in!

You've got a one-track mind.

What? It happens a lot, so I need to make sure all outfits work for me to do it. [Sage nod.]

I think Kaito-san prefers it when your outfits don't work.

Well, it would be unproductive to care about what he thinks of that, wouldn't it?

That would depend on what you consider 'productive.'

In making sure he knows who wears the pants. I'm sure you have to remind Conan-kun too.

Well, boys will be boys.

A fact of life. You'd think they'd learn.

But if they did, how would we occupy themselves?

[Seems to think about this.] Point. It wouldn't be as fun to mess with them.

I wonder if we should be thanking them?

Depends. Do we have to explain?

That might encourage them.

[Nods.] And it'd be funnier to see them try to figure out what the random thank you was for.