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justonetruth2010-01-12 08:02 pm
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[Anyone passing through the hallways might notices a young boy kneeling down in front of a door, jiggling the handle in an attempt to get it open. Further inspection will show that he's actually attempting to pick the door's lock-- and mumbling something in irritation to himself.
Even further inspection might let you overhear some of his one-sided conversation]
Stupid prick... would go so much faster if I had the stupid screwdriver... but noooo, I'm not allowed to hold onto it!
[The next part is said in a voice that is much too British and much too similar to a certain detective... well, Doctor, everyone else probably knows]
"It's much too valuable and you'd just use it to sneak into the girls' locker room again, and if you're gonna do that, you should actually work for it!"
[a scoff and he's back to using his own voice. He gives the door a kick for good measure]
Thinks he's a wise guy, doesn't he? Stupid Doctor and his stupid wisecracks--
[his mumbling turns incoherent again as he focuses all of his attention on the very stubborn lock in front of him]
Even further inspection might let you overhear some of his one-sided conversation]
Stupid prick... would go so much faster if I had the stupid screwdriver... but noooo, I'm not allowed to hold onto it!
[The next part is said in a voice that is much too British and much too similar to a certain detective... well, Doctor, everyone else probably knows]
"It's much too valuable and you'd just use it to sneak into the girls' locker room again, and if you're gonna do that, you should actually work for it!"
[a scoff and he's back to using his own voice. He gives the door a kick for good measure]
Thinks he's a wise guy, doesn't he? Stupid Doctor and his stupid wisecracks--
[his mumbling turns incoherent again as he focuses all of his attention on the very stubborn lock in front of him]
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[now that he's convinced this Hakuba isn't the person he's looking for, he turns around and heads back to the door, hands stuffed in his pockets casually]
Guess with all the time and dimensional travel we do, it'd make sense that we finally meet our 'doubles.' [it's a phenomenon he was informed of, but had yet to experience]
[he kneels over the lock again with a frown]
Too bad you're not him. I can open this, but it'd be faster with the screwdriver.
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I take it that this 'doctor' is an alien, yet has somehow contrived to look exactly like me?
That's somewhat farfetched for a double.
[In fact, almost too great. The differences between 'alien' and 'human' are very wide]
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Definitely an alien. Looks just like a human, though. Guess it's good for camouflage, especially since he spends a lot of time on Earth.