justonetruth | OH NOES CHAOS-

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OH NOES CHAOS-

Well here's a sight to ~~avoid~~ behold. A new room has appeared in the building, with impossibly high ceilings and nothing but floors and walls to otherwise grace it.

Oh and there are two... Things. Beating the crap out of each other. "HHHRRRAAAAAAHHHH-!"

One looked like a silver-haired 14 year old a few seconds ago, but suddenly there's claws and teeth and stripes, and the six-foot tall bird-thing he's chasing has a more or less human body. The tiger swipes- feathers fall and the bird-boy flips back onto his feet to charge, wings replacing themselves with arms as he moves to touch the ground with them...

"HN-!" And kicks 'tiger' in the face with talons!?! "How's that, 'Tora-ko'!?" Bird flips back to his feet, only to kick back to avoid a swipe from tiger- whose face, while bloody, is definitely still intact.

And most certainly grinning. "How about you get down here and I show you, MEGANE!?" Glasses and tiger cubs oh boy... Regardless, the 'bird', who took to the sky with big black wings again, looks to be charging in for close combat to counter the tiger's own...

And anyone who enters the room after hearing nothing but 'megane' and 'tora-ko' and 'chicken' and 'princess' will definitely be graced with the strangest if not slightly horrifying sight they've possibly seen. Both players in this game know what'll kill them- and they aren't on that list. So they aren't holding back in this spar.

AT ALL.

Pretty sure those walls were white at one point...

((OOC - You've probably guessed I write with prose for the most part- so go ahead and tag in 'action', I don't mind at all! (Be a bit hypocritical of me. :U ) ))

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Shinichi has just arrived, and... Oh.

That was new.

If nothing else, he's having to fight off instincts both human and not for the sheer, simple fact that Gin is in the room. But someone else appears to be mauling the owner of the scent for him.

An... other... Conan.

However that works.

So. He'll just be over here by the door, watching. And trying not to get in their way, or get too bothered by the scent of blood.

Too bad, your presence distracted Conan first. "HEH-" Mid-way through a lunge toward his opponent and he catches sight of the new 'him' that just walked in...

Leaving ample room for someone else to strike. "HAH! FLYING TIGER!" Flying- WHAT.

Conan has little time to contemplate this as the next thing he knows, he's been tackled by a jumping Koji and pinned to the ground, wings flapping rather uselessly against the ground. "GH- Damn it..!"

"Heheheeeee..." Koji merely laughs, holding his 'enemy' in a headlock. "Gotcha this time..! Admit defeat!"

"GHHHHHH- Not fair, someone else came in!"

"No excuses! One~ Two~" Headlock is holding and- What, he's giving him a noogie? What?

"Will you just look at the door already!?!"

"Heh?" Oh, just noticed your audience did you? Have a Koji. Staring. A long time staring. And then looking down at Conan. "What the hell- Two of you??"

"Get off me Hisoka..."

Shinichi is sufficiently confused by the lack of distrust between the two, and their apparent familiarity, to not just jump in and assist his other self. Never mind the fact that they had both been shapeshifting.

Blink. Looong blink at the noogie.

"I could ask the same question, to be honest. Two of me?"

He's addressing both of them, sending a cold look in 'Gin's' direction. Who knew - if it had been Gin who'd got him stuck as Conan, maybe he had something to do with this as well.

He's not missing that look you know.

"WHAAAAAT, not like I'm in charge of whatever's eating you!" Oh how... Wonderfully tactful Koji. "And besides, you don't look too bad..." He sniffs. "...Smell half dead but..."

"Oiiii... Hisoka..."

"Hn?"

Abruptly, the young 'teen' is tossed off of Conan's back.

"GET OFF ME ALREADY, BARO!!"

Two points. One? I do still have a heart rate. Two... I could probably throw you through that wall right now. I'd watch what I said if I were you... 'Hisoka'.

[He finds a certain amount of pleasure in seeing mini-Gin tossed off of Conan's back like that.

And... although the statement above wasn't exactly a threat, the point is rather moot. He likely wouldn't do it unless Hisoka was really, really pissing him off.]

He's a bit busy picking himself up and cursing, but Shinichi's comment draws his attention, so while Conan is more or less putting his human half back together (evidently he never did take the full bird form), Koji merely gives a rather toothy if not frighteningly curious grin. "Oh..? Really now?"

Conan rolls his eyes from beside him, dusting himself off. "Tch- much as I'd like to see it, don't bother- he'll just complain about how hard it is to realign your spine when it heals instantly."

Have a grimace flicker on Shinichi's face.

"I'm sure he would. How 'instantly' is instantly?" Call it morbid curiosity. Or the chance to compare to his own rapid healing.

To the grinning tora-ko, he merely sends over a look.

"I've done it before. Don't tempt me, Gin."

After all, even though Conan's called him 'Hisoka', no one's told him that the codename is or isn't applicable still.

He stiffens quite a bit at that- the smile remains, but it's a bit forced really. "Huh. Haven't been called that in about 7 years..." Another crack in the smile. "...Don't think I like it much coming from you..."

"Then don't tempt him," Conan warned, the tone coming out a little more bitter than most would expect from him. Hands stowed in his pockets he looked toward Shinichi in silence a moment, as if choosing his words. "Instant is 'instant'," he said in the end. "That's what it means, isn't? But how exactly did you manage to throw a duplicate of this guy through a wall?"

"Yea- and how come you smell like human blood?" the other added.

One could pretty much hear the invisible facepalm...

Yes, they really could.

"I'm a vampire, barou. Didn't you say before that I smell half dead? I'm going to assume that's got something to do with you being able to shapeshift into a tiger."

He kind of rolls his eyes, though.

"I didn't get the chance to with his... duplicate." It's weird enough figuring out from what his senses are telling him that these two are basically himself and Gin from some other world. Coming out and saying it like that makes it even weirder. "He's got a sudden tendency to stay away from the area since November."

The smile you are wearing now, Shinichi, does not help make people think you're sane. Then again, with these two...

"It was one of the others back then. Vampire strength. And he deserved it."

While Koji mutters something about his 'stupid nose'... ('And can you really call me a 'duplicate', psh...')

Conan just shakes his head and moves to pick up a shirt from where it sits by the door. "I'd be surprised if he didn't deserve it." Pause. "...Others?"

Shinichi shrugs, an obvious move to direct attention away from what he was about to say.

"Several months ago now... the Organisation collaborated with a vampire gone bad. Prior to that, it's unknown whether or not they knew of... our, existence. With the knowledge that one gave them, they came after me, at a time when I'd be off guard." There's a slight pause, either because it was hard to say or so that he could home in the point. Maybe both. "This time, Ran didn't wait for me."

It might be noticed, however, from his general behaviour, that Ran is still very much alive.

"Didn't-"

Both get rather stony expressions at that, which could be an interesting point of note. "Right..."

"But she's alright," Conan adds.

He nods, mostly for Conan's benefit, and duly takes note of the expression. It wouldn't have been nearly as informative if Koji hadn't shared it as well...

"She is. She came out of the whole ordeal in better shape than I did, in fact. But we're both better now."

"Hn. That's..." Conan trails off a bit, before Koji clears the awkward situation with a rather loud cough.

"SO. Obvious differences in relationships aside-"

"Hisoka!"

"Does this mean your world is hell too?"

"HisokaIswear,IWILL-"

"...Depends on what you think 'hell' is, I suppose." He's just... staring. At them. Not entirely knowing how to compute their behaviour with what he had to deal with at home.

Not least due to the comment 'Hisoka' made about differences in relationships. What was all that about?

"Eh, it varies. The 'actual' hell isn't actually that bad so..."

There's the sound of a facepalm on the air...

"Huh. Took long enough for you to do that."

"...I can't say I've ever been to the 'actual' hell," Shinichi admits, rather bewildered. Not least because- "I did speak with Death once, though. That was weird."

"You spoke with 'Death'..?" Blink. Blink.

This is weird even for them.

Blink. Right back at you.

"I 'died', didn't I?" Ear scratch. "For now, I'm assuming that it actually was an anthropomorphic personification as opposed to a hallucination brought on by the extreme stresses of... dying."

Because one of those things is better than the other, and by now he's gone through enough weird things to accept this.

"..."

Koji shrugs. "Can't be weirder than demons... Right..?" he says after a moment.

...No? "...N-Nn... Yea, that's better I guess..." The personification he means. Not the 'can't be weirder'...

"I see your demons and raise you dragons in New York."

Because technically, he himself was a 'demon' if one wanted to get technical. Since his type of vampire were actually a weaker form of youkai or bakemono.

And Mina and Fritz HAD mentioned meeting the above.

Both look to each other.

And look back with a freakishly synchronized smirk. (DON'TDOTHAT-) "Heh! That's easy."

"Shapeshifting jackal spirit thieves."

"And giant human headed birds. Not counting me," Conan adds with a frown.

Why yes, that was freaky. No Conans or Shinichis were supposed to be allowed to do the twin look thing with a Gin. Not in this Shinichi's point of view.

"Werewolves in London. And there really was a Dracula."

Although the jackal thieves and human headed birds were impressive, he has points for quoting a song title and it being relevant.

"Holmes is a 4000 plus year old Jiang-shi."

Koji buts in here. "That's a chinese vampire/zombie if you forgot."

Forgive him a moment while he spazzes over the fact that they met and/or HAVE Holmes in their world.

"...My sire was alive when Conan Doyle was still writing them. I don't think they ever met, though."

Okay, so they win on that round. They cheated when they brought in Holmes.

[ooc: And now I seriously want to see birdtail!Hakuba. A la Monster World, jsyk.]

"Yea but that's only a hundred or so years ago..."

And Conan's caught onto that barely held back spazz. "He's a complete jerk half the time by the way. Holmes I mean."

"I like Adler better. And that's Vermouth," Koji adds dryly.

Somewhere in another world, a jiang-shi is calling 'you don't mean thaaaaaat~~'.

"Then I have one up on you by not having my world's Holmes be a jerk. And somehow, I'm not surprised about Vermouth. I'm pretty sure she's been around for several hundred years. Or more."

And somewhere in his, a vampire blonde is calling out 'You don't imply things about a lady's age~'.

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OH NOES CHAOS-

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OMGGGGGGG. 1/2

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Remind me to fix his REAL grinning icon. :U

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I need a creepy grin for him. But I don't think SHINICHI does one. >_<

He's come close... >->

He has indeed...

=u=

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OH KOJI. YOU TROLL. :U

AND IT IS TRUE. ->omake XD

<3

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This time he's doing it on purpose? ;''3

OMG WEIRDNESS COMPETITION

BEST. THING. EVER.

Omg it is. ALSO THIS-

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THEN IT SHALL BE DONE.

:D