"Yeah, and if you get the number of the bus that put me here, that'd be great." He's doing a good job of sounding at least somewhat coherent, even if a statement that doesn't trail off does take him a bit to get out. He smiles up at Saguru. "You know, this is... the second time I've run into one of you with both my legs broke." Not that this Saguru is his- Eight can tell that right away.

"What did Saguru-guru do to get the cane?" He's perfectly innocent. Really. If you ignore the fact that he's just goosed the blond.